$20 · YARD FOR RENT

I KNOW TIME'S ARE TOUGH AND I HAVE A PRIVATE YARD WITH ROAD ACCESS SO IF YOU ARE TENTING AND NEED A SAFE PLACE TO GO I CAN OFFER A PRIVATE FENCED YARD FOR YOU AND YOUR'S -FIREWOOD -POWER -5G INTERNET -GARBAGE REMOVAL -AMPLE PARKING -SNOW PLOWING ALL INCLUDED FOR A FRACTION OF THE PRICE AT GOLDSTREAM PROVINCIAL CAMPGROUND WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR BUT WILL KICK YOU OUT AFTER TWO WEEKS WE HOWEVER ARE AVAILABLE YEAR ROUND LONG TERM. ACCESS TO INSIDE FOR USE OF OUR BATHROOM AND KITCHEN IS FOR NON-SHEDDING HOMOSAPIENS ONLY. WE ARE ALLERGIC TO THE GENE EDITING MRNA TECHNOLOGY AND CAN'T SHARE INDOOR AIR. THERE IS A TIM HORTON'S NEXT DOOR.