FOR TRADE: old specialized mountain bike 7/10 condition

Looking for a bike that's strong as hell, reliable, and just ugly enough that it won't get stolen? Have no money but are willing to barter? Perfect! In ridable condition. Frame is a little rusty, shifting is a little clunky, brakes scream like a banshee but will stop you promptly. I can include some extra brake pads that'll probably solve this. Throw on those pads, a new chain, adjust the cables and you'll have a workhorse that'll last forever. I'm either going to make this the bottom half of a tallbike or trade it for something cool. What have you got? I'm particularly interested in 35mm film, flat pedals, 700c forks, but I will entertain ALL offers. Located in esquimalt but I can bring it downtown if that's where you are. Text for fastest response.